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The weirdest thing just happened. So my great uncle’s funeral service just happened, and we were there, and after the service, we were waiting to get our car from the garage across the street. Well, I was waiting outside by myself, while my family was inside. I am wearing a really lovely black dress, and I was crying a bit, and I notice that at the restaurant next store, there were police men and bodyguards and papparazzi, ( one pap took a picture of me crying - it was awkward) and these people start walking with bodyguards, and I think to myself, wow, that girl looks an awful lot like Tina from Glee, and then wow! That boy totally looks like Artie and then holy shit the glee cast is walking out. And then, the beautiful, wonderful Chris Colfer walks up, hugs me, and without any knowledge of why I’m standing there in a fancy black dress, crying, says, “you’re gonna be alright.” and then, he paused and added, “and you look super cute in that dress!” walked away and vanished. What just happened.
cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.
WHAT NOISE EVEN IS THAT
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So I’m reading the wiki on Andrew Schlafly (son of two famous conservatives, founder of Conservapedia, and basically has his own homeschooled cult going on) and I come across this gem:
Schlafly has unusual beliefs about hygiene, believing that hand-washing is an “irrational phobia” (“catching disease by having unclean hands at a meal is a grossly exaggerated risk, like other phobias”). His basis for this theory is that Jesus did not think that it was necessary. This may not be an ideal approach in a classroom environment, as ‘school bugs’ tend to pass rapidly amongst groups of children, and vigilant hand-washing has been seen by the CDC to reduce transmission of infections by between 30 and 70%.
Someone completely missed the point Jesus was trying to make in that Bible verse, and also all of modern science ever.
(The Bible verse was about not having to follow all the old cleanliness laws after the coming of the new law in Jesus, and also a sort of outer versus inner cleanliness thing. Not that handwashing itself was useless or bad. At all.)
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Never underestimate how hilariously awkward it is when your husband is playing Pokemon and suddenly yells into the silence “I HAVE GREAT BALLS.”
there’s characters you love
and then there’s your babies
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