My new favourite meme.
This is actually the greatest meme ever.
I get shot with a gun by Agent Jay.
Basically The Demon possesses me and then Rose shoots out the rocket’s window and yanking out my belt. Thus resulting into me blasting out into space and, eventually, into a gigantic black hole.
SHIT NO NOT THE CROWBAR NO
Two pokemon, one a replica and the other the original, will battle for supremacy. As they both prepare their final blow I will shout “STOOOP” and run in between before the blasts collide and take the force of the collision myself. I will then fall to the ground and turn to stone, my ever faithful Pikachu running to my side and trying to wake me up.
and that’s all that was needed to be said, instantly all of her fellow tumblrians teared up at the thought of her death being so traumatic for millions
Doctor Who: The Angels Take Manhattan…well fuck, que the instant sobbing
^ditto that. :(
I will take Amelia Pond’s heroic death at 87 any day.
Envy is gonna shoot me while I am in a telephone booth trying to call Colonel Roy Mustang
kimblee and ishval
Shia LeBouf is going to shove a space cube into my chest, killing me
I don’t even HAVE a long lost little brother! And I don’t know how to drive a boat!
old age! I lucked out on this one x3
drake, if you don’t have a long lost little brother, maybe it’s because he hasn’t shown up yet…
I get choked by Lurtz. :<
I ~think~ that’s the last thing I watched?
I think the last person I actively saw die wasss… Um… IDK One of the Awakened Beings. It might’ve been Ophelia? So…. I will be very slowly chopped into little tiny pieces starting from the bottom. Erk.
Will and I were watching the MST3K special “The Touch of Satan”, so I guess I’m getting pitch forked to death and set on fire, which would be better than finishing watching that movie.
Skeptical corgi is skeptical.
Sapph, Gryffindor, graduated with awful grades and marries a fellow student.
Could be worse. Could be a Slytherin trophy wife.
dorkery, Slytherin, graduated with very good grades and becomes a fugitive.
Boa, Hufflepuff, graduated with good grades and becomes Hogwarts’ headmaster.
“Saucery, Slytherin, graduated with bad grades and joins the Death Eaters.”
Huh. I take offense at the bad grades - that would never happen, as I’m too goddamn power-hungry to allow someone to get higher grades than me - but otherwise, accurate.
I could fake the bad grades, though, to appear more harmless while actually plotting in true Machiavellian fashion behind the scenes.
I’d take the Death Eaters apart from the inside. Those bastards wouldn’t even know what hit ‘em. Meanwhile, I’d supply intel to Dumbledore’s Army, in exchange for certain… favors… from Gryffindor’s Golden Boy.
the-parkster, Slytherin, graduated with good grades and becomes an Auror.
Accurate. I am a Slytherin, have always done good enough at school.
Although Auror? No. I’d rather have an office job.
“Lenora, Hufflepuff, graduated with awful grades and joins the Quidditch league.”
:| But I’m a Gryffindor D:
first: Lenora, means Light in Greek and some translations also say Lioness
middle: Kathryn, means pure
last: is a Jewish religious holiday that is also important to Christians :)
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